Congratulations on making to chapter II!!!! This is a very difficult and straining task, for very few have ever accomplished it. But by reading this far, you have signed a contract (psychic contract, of course) that you WILL finish this book, only releasable by death. Sorry, but this is the way it has to be. Now, enough of my incoherent rambling, onto the more important, yet less intelligent matters.

Now, where we last left our bum friends was at Minime's house, pondering on thing's to do. Now, Josh, being the complete scholar (which includes, but is not limited to, common sense) had come up with a very good idea, and exclaimed, "Eureka!!"

The rest of the group, with dazed and confused looks on their faces, exclaimed... well, they didn't really exclaim anything, they were just baffled because "Eureka" has 3 syllables in it. Then, Josh soon realized this problem and then exclaimed, "I have a plan!" because all of the words in that phrase have one or two syllables. Immediately, Kyle, who wasn't listening to Josh at all, but had heard his last exclamation, replied in a hurried and quickened fashion, "WHAT IS IT?!?!"

"In time, my young padawan," said Josh (he said padawan because he is a renowned Star Wars freak). But again, Kyle responded quickly exclaiming, "TELL ME NOW OR YOU LOSE YOUR HEAD!!"

Josh was quite frightened by this statement, so he complied. "Alright, alright, we could go find some girls to hang out with and *coughmakeoutcough* with."

Ivan, who incidentally is a complete moron, replied, "Wait, I didn't get that last part."

Hunter, who probably has the most common sense of the clan, immediately responded, "That's because you weren't meant to understand."

"Oh."

Ivan proceeds to drool on himself because he's thinking about girls.

"Kyle, go get the mop," says Josh, in a disappointed ton, "And a snorkel, while your at it."

Kyle, although a very good swimmer, could barely swim in the drool, because of the high levels of viscosity (basically, his saliva was as thick as blood!). But, Kyle took too long in cleaning the drool that the acidity in the drool began to eat away at his body, thus rendering him badly disfigured. But, thanks to his temporary healing powers, recently granted1 for a one time use by that one mysterious voice mentioned earlier, he survived and healed completely (but this mysterious guy is kinda freakin me, the author out! Because he just shows up whenever he wants without asking my permission! I coulda killed off Kyle if it wasn't for you, mysterious voice around the corner!!) Anyway, back to more things of irrelevancy.

Also, as Kyle's healing powers had kicked in, it also drained the room of drool, thus enabling the crew to embark on their perilous and dangerous journey of large proportions! And there was much rejoicing. Yay.

But before embarking, the mastermind of the plan, namely, Josh, had one flaw in his plan. Kyle, then pointed this out, "Hey dude, uh... whose house are we going to?"

Josh was baffled because he hadn't thunk it all through. (be very surprised at my grammar error!!! *gasp!!*) But he quickly came up with a solution, with the help of his pet lemur, Greg. "Hey, we can go to Angie's house! She has food there, AND she's hot!! All in favor, signify by the uplifted hand." Unanimous in favor. "All opposed by the same sign." Ivan raises his hand.

"Dude, you voted twice! You're a moron, and you're grammar sucks!" says Josh.

"My grandma's dead, retard, and I can vote because of the 7th Bill of 'I can do what I want.'" He replies.

"Whoa, did he actually speak in a complete sentence??? Man, this date needs to be marked down or something!" exclaims Ben.

"Hey Ben! I didn't even know you were here!" Jordaeioun says.

"Yeah, so you do now punk*****!" says Ben in an extreme fit of rage. (Hey Ben, let's keep it PG alright! Either that, or no donut!)

"I'm sorry master donut-giver!! Forgive me of my unworthiness!" Ben says while on his knees.

Alright, without any further interruptions, Onward to Angie's house!!

"Wait a sec, narrator, how are we getting there?" asked Josh.

(Gimme a sec............)

*scenery suddenly changes to the front of Angie's house*

"SWEET! Thanks narrator!" exclaimed Kyle.

(Anytime)

Still with dazed and confused looks on their faces, our group begins to walk up to the entrance to the residence of Angie. (you'll notice that this crew always has dazed and confused looks on their faces, so… GET USED TO IT!!(sorry for yelling, too many people ask about this))

Anyway, the only crew member with enough energy or willpower to knock on the door (remember, these people don't know how to knock with their hands or even ring the bell, so they use…more primitive ways of knocking) was Josh, because he obviously is the most intelligent of the clan. So, just as Josh was ready to hit the door with his head, Angie flung the door open in a very dramatic manner, and Hunter gasped(this was all possible because of the amazing super powers of girl(which include, but are not limited to: telepathy, telekinesis, and mind reading), as well as their natural sense of smell)! But Josh had already flung his head forward at the door, and incidentally hit Angie in the head and both of them were rendered unconscious.

Just then, April (who I swear is Angie's twin, although they are 2 years (or so) apart) made a dramatic entrance into the living room and exclaimed, "How cute!!" and for no apparent reason. Following that hideous phrase, a large hand came out of nowhere (which seemed to be an act of the author) and yanked April out of the room and sternly said ("I FORBID YOU FROM SAYING THAT HIDEOUS WORD EVER AGAIN, AND ON DISOBEDIENCE OF THIS REQUEST, YOU SHALL BE REMOVED FROM EXISTENSE (or at least this story)!!!!!!"). April was terrified. So terrified, in fact, that she soiled her armor, in a matter of speaking.

This terrible word has such an astonishing affect on males at to pierce their mind eternally. Now Josh, being very trained in the art of defense against the dark girly language (Josh was in fact the Dojo Master himself), hath heard the horrid word, and recognized its repulsiveness, even in his unconscious state, and leaped in the air and proceeded to plug his ears and mutter, "I can't hear you, I can't hear you." The rest of the clan responded to the actions of the Dojo Master by mimicking him. Since the crew couldn't hear a single thing, because they were plugging their ears and such, they couldn't even hear the narrator, who was commanding them to continue on with the story. This ancient ritual continued until Hunter noticed Angie wake up from her 17 hour coma (yes, the mafia was chanting for 17 hours).

Consequently, the team was extremely tired from chanting and such that they fell flat on their faces and fell fast asleep. Meanwhile, Angie, April, and Kim(who had mysteriously shown up at Angie's house about 2 seconds ago) where concocting a scheme to take over the world!!…. I mean to play a prank on the guys. Fortunate for the girls, they had massive amounts of whipped cream and shaving cream to completely engulf the clan with. They continued covering the guys until they were completely smothered in a nasty mixture of shaving and whipped cream. But the only thing that kept their act completely anonymous was they're uncontrollable fits of giggles (cause by over-reading of WHaT), and thus the crew awoke from their slumber and began to eat the cream (they thought it was whipped cream because of the sweet and luscious smell of it, but soon realized it was a horrid mixture and noticed that it was only fluffy cream and that they could easily break free, regardless of their complete lack of any strength whatsoever). But at that very instant, everyone in the household had an uncontrollable twinge for Taco Bell, which could only be explained through metaphysics and the boundaries of the ethereal realm.