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Tales From The Scroll

New research has recovered and revealed other types of media developed by scribes of the past and future. These "Tales", as they have come be known, provide yet more history of the three most infamous tyrants in the world and their adventures. These were actually one of the first forms of fairy tales, except their lack of fairies and other nonsensical creatures of that sort have classified them as historical documents. These are remarkably shorter than The Scrolls, but still contain slews of information about these three intelligent men.

  • The Bane of Brian
    The classic tale of how Brian dealt with the cactus he was tied to. After Derek and Jeremy left him to rot, Brian still had a story to tell...
  • A Cow Named Betsy
    Spawned from irradiated parents, this unique cow teamed up with Derek to help destroy Brian and Jeremy...
  • The Epic Poem of Jeremy and His Loyal Sidekick Hutch
    With the help of his sidekick Hutch, Jeremy is able to escape the Gulag II and finish his plans for world conquest...
  • 'e lil' ol' Manuscript
    Brian gives a first person account of how he tried to rid Jeremy of His multidimensional warts...
  • Democracy to Destruction
    Derek, Jeremy, and Brian collaborate to hold a worldwide, democratic election. As usual, it is not without a few surprises...
  • The Birth of Mayonnaise
    Jeremy and his half-witted enemies, Derek and Brian, travel back in time and discover the origin of Mayonnaise and the Earth itself, and it's all written on a small journal...
  • The Scroll, and The Quest for a Random Mythological Object
    Derek, Jeremy, and Brian embark on a joint request to recover an ancient gem that grants wishes...
  • Crushed Aspirations: Choose Your Own Destruction Adventure
    Ben, a young man with powerful aspirations, seeks to take over the world...
  • RANDOM QUOTE
    The Scroll and all of its eternal properties and conceptions are ©2002-2003 Jeremy, Derek, and Brian. All Rights Reserved. This website was created by Jeremy Lindblom. The Scroll, Inc. will pursue and destroy all those who choose to violate its laws by any means necessary... yes, by ANY means. MWAH HA Ha ha ha ha!!!