Passed down through many generations of scribes, The Scroll recounts the history of Derek, Jeremy, and Brian, and their heroic quests for world domination. Long ago, only certain Scrollite monks could read The Scroll, but now the truths of this world can be revealed to all people through the efforts of The Scroll, Inc. Be warned, however, that once you commence reading, you must finish. If you fail to do so, you will be stricken by a terrible and violent curse. Well, aside from that, happy reading!

• Scroll I - The Celebration of the Peruvian Llamas
• Scroll II - A Time Altering Machine
• Scroll III - Malcontents a Many
• Scroll IV - Escape from the Cactus
• Scroll V - Anti-Evolution
• Intermission - A Quick Break
• Scroll VI - Extreme Warfare
• Scroll VII - The Celebration of the Peruvian Llamas, Again
• The Whole Scroll - The Whole Kitten Kaboodle