And thus we see that there is a whole bunch of mayonnaise, rats, monkeys, llamas, mismanagements, and cacti. Derek, Jeremy, and Brian were all up to their old tricks again. Jeremy was busy playing with his weather machine, obviously planning some scheme with dark clouds and objects rising from the ground. Derek, meanwhile, was plotting world takeover. Jeremy had quietly faded into the background pursuing his scientific pursuits and leaving Derek to direct all of his malice toward Brian. Derek plans progressed and he sent the spawn of BoBo into Malaysia to await his further commands. Meanwhile he brainwashed his own cult of zealous supporters to assist him in his future plots of conquest. A disreputable source was heard to claim his friend was saying something about the cult planning to sack someone... but all of that is beside the point. Brian led his minions of Zeta minuses... Ha! You forgot to kill those off!!!, and destroyed all of the worldly possessions of Derek. And a couple of rats. And thus we see that things never change. It is almost time for the celebration of Peruvian Llamas on this the second day of the fifth month of the second year of our great new millennium.

The End, or is it?

Mwah ha ha ha ha!

Brian Salas (master of the cacti)

Jeremy Lindblom (master of the rats!)

Derek Sloan (Ruler of the Spawn of BoBo) (Leader of the Aborigines) (Great Good and Glorious Ruler) (The Derek) (Master of the Derecian Cult) etc.