The following are poems and songs conceived and written by your supreme lord and master Jeremy. Using his high intellectual brain power, Jeremy has written several poems and songs pertaining to The Scroll and its goodness. Surely we can expect more great work in the future from this fabulous lyricist.

"The Scroll Anthem"
Hail The Mighty Scroll, Hail The Awesome Scroll,
Hail The Scroll in all its splendor.
It's the greatest document ever written;
It has no equal or contender.

It is great, good, and glorious;
Its heroes are notorious;
They're bound to be victorious some day!

Its creators are so clever,
Let's Hail The Scroll forever,
And make all those who oppose them pay!
by: Jeremy

"Ode To Jeremy"
Emperor Jeremy is simply the best.
In mayo his rats sure like to nest.
Mayonnaise is so much fun.
JeremyInc©'s opponents? There are none.
His mental powers are so strong.
His economic policy is rarely wrong.
With his warts he rules both space and time.
His world rule is always paradigm.
He's saved the world, and shall do it again.
So vote for Jeremy in 2010.
by: Jeremy

"The Twelve Days of Llamas"
(To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas")

On the __________ Day of Llamas, my rivals gave to me:

A nexus of partial realities
Two hand-turned cranks
a Three-cornered sphere
Four stubs of ham
Five multidimensional warts
Six Spawn of BoBo
Seven cacti blooming
Eight piles of mayo
Nine scribes a writing
Ten androids fighting
Eleven clones a spawning
Twelve rats infesting
by: Jeremy

In the early part of the 9th century, 1st era, Brian successfully conquered the islands of Japan. He found this to be a very peaceful and relaxing place, and for that reason, plus the delicious crab, he decided to spend quite some time here. Whether it was something in the air or that a person introduced him to this form of writing may never be known, but what is known for certain is that some of the greatest works of Japanese writing came from this great man. Here are just a few brikus:

Cacti is so great;
With its grand obedience
It'll soon seal your fate

I can move mountains;
I will also divert streams
With help from Bryans

I take what I dreamed;
My power a scary thing?
To the Gulag fiend!

Jeremy will pay;
We all know Derek is gay
I however stay!

Brian is also known for many of his other American works. His work has been featured in magazines, books, and even TV commercials. Some of his released works shall be posted here.

30 TV and radio spot run for Brico World Industries
(high, squeaky cartoon mouse voice)
If you break it, you will buy it,
If you don’t, you still will try it.
If you still don't,
Well...you won't.
Trust us.
We have ways of dealing with that.

Was that a threat,
Yeah! You bet.
But what are you gonna do?
We’re Brico World Industries,
(incorporated too)

So throw in the towel, submit, and rejoice!
Isn't belonging better than free choice!
Brico! Brico! Brico! Brico!

44 ounces for 99 cents!
Thats way better than personal independence!
Brico! Brico! Brico! Brico!

Weather at home or at play,
Brico is always the way,
It'll be there for you everyday!

(announcer's voice)
So remember folks:
"If the label doesn't say Brico,
say HECK NO!"

(fast, monotonous voice at end of spot)
((If you have not become a mindless slave of ours and still have a will of your own, then please disregard this message and any intent that you feel could be derived from it. Do not attempt to contact anyone else with your beliefs, merely return to your regularly scheduled programming. Thank you. And we will get you some other day.))
by: Brian