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Terrified by the eerie sign I decided to steer clear of it. After what seemed like hours, I discovered a large landmass in the distance. The wind kicked up in my sails and I was there in little over an hour. I secured my boat and ventured off into the jungle of this amazing island. I heard a loud "GLUG" from behind. I whipped around to behold a 5-foot-tall pile of rotting mayonnaise. Not impressed, I turned back around and began walking again, but after my first step, I heard another "GLUG". I wheeled back around to see that the pile of mayonnaise had taken the form of a ridiculously large mallet. Without warning it spun around and smash my in the head.