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As I descended to my chambers for the night, thoughts of rebellion bubbled in my head until I couldn't take it anymore. Sneaking out, I began to talk to all of the mayo guards in a rudimentary form of mayonese. Implanting thoughts of tyranny and oppression under my rule, I soon convinced several of them to come under my banner. Unfortunately, I placed my banner in the courtyard directly adjacent to Jeremy's bedroom. Seeing our plans, Jeremy rallied his troops and sent them to surround us.