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I slowly, but not very carefully made my way onto the arm of the device because it is general knowledge that the more perilous your situation becomes, the easier it is to see your mistakes. Thus, I concluded after many hours of debate sitting atop this monstrosity, I need to frighten myself somehow and then the solution should present itself. I looked around for something frightful and saw that there was a presidential debate going on just across the street. "I wonder who is debating?" I thought to myself. I cupped my hands and placed then up to my eyes to behold the hideous image of Howard Dean! I then turned and saw the always grotesque form of Betsy Bayless. This gives me an idea...