/~* A Scroll Tale™ *~\
Choose Your Own
I decided to grace the fool with my conversation, besides, he might have access to useful information. I greeted Derek and he responded with his customary disdain. I didn't mind, I could use this pathetic fool. I asked him what he learned about Brian, and the fool spilled everything...
Derek poked his head around the corner, and chuckled lightly at the sight of Ben talking to a bag of oranges wearing a sombrero. "My plans never work this brilliantly against Brian or Jeremy," Derek thought. "Ben's pathetic intellect was easier to trap than a fluorescent, lame, 400 pound gerbil."
You never have an independent thought again...but if you did you would cringe at the image of your mortal husk serving the Derecian Regime for a short, but not less than your life span, piece of eternity.