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/~* A Scroll Tale™ *~\ Choose Your Own Page 18 "Alright you got me," I said. "But you must know that...that...um..." I stumbled as I was trying to concoct some sort of sharp, ironic final words, "Oh screw it, Geronimo!" I leapt out of the helicopter, my life flashing before my eyes as I prepared for the inevitable splat. As I neared the ground I noticed that I was over the desert. There would be no one around to hear my final girlish wailings. The last few seconds I covered my eyes and felt my body hit the ground...then it bounced back up. Again and again I hit and bounced up until I fell onto the desert floor. I looked up to see what had broken my fall, it was the world's largest beach ball! I knew it to be the largest because there was a sign next to it that said, "This is the world's largest beach ball. That's right! The world's largest." I came to the conclusion that this must have been one of Jeremy's brief ambitions accredited to his iron determination and short attention span.
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