Hail The Scroll
"Crushed Aspirations"
/~* A Scroll Tale™ *~\
Choose Your Own Destruction Adventure

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"Alright," I said, "I surrender, please don't harm me." I turned around slowly with my arms in the air only to behold my brother with large canister of canned corn in his hand that he was pointing at me like some kind of projectile weapon. "What on Earth? Andrew? What's going on?" "Silence fool! I've distracted them enough so we can make our escape." I stared at him blankly for a moment before I replied, "Okay... um... is there any reason why you have canned corn with you?" Clearly expecting this question he answered, "Well actually, I brought it as a clever ploy to distract you while I do this..." He reached up behind his left ear and removed his mask to reveal his true identity. What lied behind the mask was a large fluffy teddy bear with a large canister of canned corn.

If you laugh hysterically at this pathetic, unthreatening creature,
If you remember that you are deathly afraid of teddy bears,

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