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Alright, I said caught in the act, I suppose you should know what it is I do for hours on end in the basement. I explained my plans to him and he began to laugh, not maniacally as I was so used to, but hysterically. After he had caught his breath he explained to me that he had done his own science experiment up in our bedroom but it went horribly awry and he wanted no one to find out about it. Apparently, using some mayonnaise and a plutonium rod he stole from Jeremy, Andrew had created a gigantic mouse. It had grown to nearly the size of the room and Andrew needed a way to dispose of it.