/~* A Scroll Tale™ *~\
Choose Your Own
Believing the cactus to be a giant mirage, I charged headfirst towards it at a full running speed of 2.3 mph. Within seconds we were at the point of certain collision. However, after realizing that cactus was not an illusion, it was too late, and I crashed face first into a network of deadly spines.
Ben, I thought you would have seen this coming, but perhaps I was wrong. Because of your weak mind and tendancy to be picked on, your freshly acupunctured body is being converted into an 'X' Brand fertilizer for one of Brian's giant, beach-ball-loving, mutant cactci.