Hail The Scroll
"Crushed Aspirations"
/~* A Scroll Tale™ *~\
Choose Your Own Destruction Adventure

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"Ben get down from there, you've been up there all night!" exclaimed my mother. I shout back, "I'm thinking mom!" "No your not, you haven't moved in the past 16 hours! Your just sitting there with your hands cupped, now get down right now!" "Fine mother." As I begin to climb down I stopped and proclaimed, "EUREKA!" I had forgotten to take out the safety pin in the trap, that was all. I reached down, pulled out the pin, and held it up to my face in triumph. After the mandatory two second space-time continuum pause in which I realized my mistake but nothing happens, I was flung from the arm and directly towards the hideous form of Betsey Bayless.








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