Hail The Scroll
"Crushed Aspirations"
/~* A Scroll Tale™ *~\
Choose Your Own Destruction Adventure

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BOING! BLAM! I bounced off Betsey's blubbery surface and landed not-so-gracefully, face-first on the ground. When I got up, Betsey looked infuriated. "How dare you interrupt my debate!" Her voice grew deeper as the sentence finished, and her skin started to become a brick red color. As soon as she finished speaking her eyes turned completely yellow and she started getting larger and redder and spikier and hideouser. Now she was a 16.36-foot-tall monster troll, and in her rage she picked Howard Dean up and began to use him as a blunt weapon to pulverize the surrounding media. After this, she turned and fled in an Easterly direction, with Howard Dean still in hand, towards the nearest skyscaper, leaving me standing petrified in a puddle of my own urine.


If you do want you are good at and remain petrified where you are standing,
If you decided to chase after Betsey and risk your life to save your 3rd cousin once-removed, Howard Dean,






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