"Crushed Aspirations" /~* A Scroll Tale™ *~\ Choose Your Own Destruction Adventure
With all of the puny might I could muster, I hurled the banana into the foliage and heard a loud "SMAAACK!" come from the trees. The eyes vanished and were replaced by even louder hooting and hollering.
If you believe you just made a terrible mistake and decide to turn and run away as fast as you can,